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AJ Styles vs Nakamura - Love Nakamura, but Styles is gunna retain in the best match of the century. Nakamura can possibly feud for U.S Title after this.
 
AJ Styles vs Nakamura - Love Nakamura, but Styles is gunna retain in the best match of the century. Nakamura can possibly feud for U.S Title after this.
   
Miz vs Balor vs Rollins - at first I thought it'd be Rollins to make him a Grand Slam Champion, but since they just did that with Randy Orton, I think it will be Balor. Miz has no chance die to his baby on the way.
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Miz vs Balor vs Rollins - at first I thought it'd be Rollins to make him a Grand Slam Champion, but since they just did that with Randy Orton, I think it will be Balor. Miz has no chance due to his baby on the way.
   
 
Cena vs Undertaker - hype af match, hopefully it delivers. Taker wins and he and Cena do some good guy stuff and Taker retires by like giving his hat to John or something. Idk this would be better if Cena was undefeated at Mania.
 
Cena vs Undertaker - hype af match, hopefully it delivers. Taker wins and he and Cena do some good guy stuff and Taker retires by like giving his hat to John or something. Idk this would be better if Cena was undefeated at Mania.

Latest revision as of 01:10, 14 March 2018

Yesterday's Raw was hype af. Wrestlemania is on the way and I'm recording my current thoughts right here about what I think matches will be and how they will go.


Roman vs Lesnar - bleh who cares, Roman wins his Universal title. Hopefully Joe can come in soon and take it.

AJ Styles vs Nakamura - Love Nakamura, but Styles is gunna retain in the best match of the century. Nakamura can possibly feud for U.S Title after this.

Miz vs Balor vs Rollins - at first I thought it'd be Rollins to make him a Grand Slam Champion, but since they just did that with Randy Orton, I think it will be Balor. Miz has no chance due to his baby on the way.

Cena vs Undertaker - hype af match, hopefully it delivers. Taker wins and he and Cena do some good guy stuff and Taker retires by like giving his hat to John or something. Idk this would be better if Cena was undefeated at Mania.

Sheamus and Cesaro vs Braun Strowman - holy fuck do I want Braun to become the first ever Solo Tag Team Champion, but the problem in that is the long run, cause you'll have tag teams looking weak as fuck if they lose to one guy. Before the match Stephanie will come out saying she found Braun a partner by herself, who will be Elias. Elias won't do anything in the match however and Strowman will destroy Sheamus and Cesaro. As time goes on they'll do a Kane/Bryan thing where they learn to get along better. I expect this reign to last 250+ days.

Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle vs HHH and Stephanie - lol Ronda isn't losing her debut match. Fun fact if/when HHH does indeed lose, he will have the more loses at Wrestlemania than any other wrestler.

Cedrick Alexander will beat Mustafa/Gulak/who-cares for the Cruiserweight Championship. He's the only one that can revive the title rn.

Bluegon Brothers will crush New Day and Usos. This match will prob be less than 7 minutes to have more time on matches like Styles vs Nakamura. New Day will take the pin. Brothers and Usos will feud for a while. This reign im predicting will last a long time, maybe until War Machine is even called up (and thats a long fucking time)

Charolette vs Asuka - thankfully Asuka will take that title off Charolette. Carmella cashes in ending Asuka streak. She'll win the rematch along the line too cause it'll be triple threat Charolette vs Asuka vs Carmella and she'll find something to take advantage of.

Randy vs Roode vs Mahal - you bet this'll be a triple threat. Mahal is probably winning since Randy only won for the Grand Slam and a Roode was given a title too early. Hopefully he can feud with someone like Zayn/Owens/Ambrose after the next Superstar Shakeup.

Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens (and whatever Shane will do) - idk. This feud is definitely getting a match. I just don't want Shane to wrestle again cause 1) he'll lose and that'll be 3 in a row at WM. 2) Zayn vs Owens is money. If it is Zayn vs Owens I think Owens would win but I'd prefer Zayn.

Alexa vs Nia Jax - Nia Jax in one of the shorter matches. Nothing more, Bliss is washed out as Champion for now.

Andre The Giant Battle Royal - idfk, I feel it'll be some NXT Callup or something.

Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal - Bayley will eliminate Sasha in the middle of the match. Final two will be Bayley and (placeholder irrelevant woman like Becky or Ruby, and I'm a fan of both of them) and Sasha will come back out and help eliminate Bayley, starting a feud there.<ac_metadata title="Alright WWE Peeps. Let's Talk."> </ac_metadata>