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2013-05-25T06:54:24Z

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User blog:Wallnut3457/Rap Battle 16: Kanye West vs. Pitbull

2013-05-25T06:53:19Z

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This features American recording artist, record producer, film director and fashion designer, Kanye West vs. American rapper, songwriter, and record producer, Pitbull. Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

KANYE WEST!

VS.

PITBULL!

BEGIN!

Kanye West:

Hey dog! Wanna take a bite out of me?

You sing and dance like someone with no college degree!

You can bow down to me and watch me sit on my throne!

While I diss you and tear your flesh from the bone!

Your head is as shiny as my platinum discs!

I have Good Music, you have 5 year old fists!

I wonder how low your ratings are in your hits!

Now you're name should be Bull who got stuck in the pits!

Pitbull:

Your only fans are a bunch of black guys in France!

I'm just like MC Hammer minus the color and the pants!

When they hear my music, people can't help but dance to the beat!

And your future is just like your Dark Twisted Fantasy!

Hold on tight West, cuz we're going east and on a bumpy ride!

I'm loving beating you up and will do it again tonight!

Yeezus, can you please stop screaming like a douche on the stage?!

Now you go grab a magazine with my face on the front page!

Kanye West:

You're rhymes stink! I'll grind you to meat like H.A.M!

I'll kick you back to Miami, you'll be shouting Dammit man!

When you shit, your fucking feces create a global warming!

And this last rap will be Kanye West's last warning!

Pitbull:

Last warning for what? A warning that you're gonna get white?

I'd love to see you as one, you'll look like Michael Jackson from far sight!

They reduced you mama's boobs and now she's dead!

You'll join her really soon, and now that has been said!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

<poll>
Who won?
Kanye West
Pitbull
</poll>
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2013-05-25T06:41:03Z

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2013-05-25T06:38:02Z

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2013-05-25T06:12:35Z

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2013-05-25T06:07:00Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T06:02:17Z

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===DiCaprio:===
Top o' the mornin' to ya, as your victory is Taken.

You think this battle's on your List? You're mistaken.

Now, you’ll try to Play with your Lyrics; but you’ll fail.

You’re just another Suspect; Cops are on your trail.

Your next Journey will be lyrically Caved in by me.

You’re lying about your faith for publicity, even I see.

Marrying Richardson was the best moment of your life.

But you’re a horrible man; losing your daughter and wife.

===Neeson:===
Sorry Leo, this is yet another Award you will not be receiving.

Trying to fool people with your Inception? You're not deceiving.

You were kicked from your Room because you’ve misbehaved.

Start thanking your brother; for it was your career he saved.

Feel the Critters crawling? They're after the fame you ne’er had.

Placed as the mental handicapped brother, that's really sad.

When you see your Rotten Tomatoes, you'll wish you’ve Departed.

Because I'll lyrically sink you; leave you abandoned in the uncharted.

===DiCaprio:===
You’re another man lost on his way, making no progress.

Before you were an actor, you worked fork lift for Guinness.

You were influenced by Father Paisley, with who you secretly met.

How was the Five Minutes to Heaven; you don't want it over yet.

===Neeson:===
I seen what happens on your Island; and it made me Shiver.

Females breaking bottles on your face, blood flowing like river.

What's worse, look what you do with presidents and the election.

Try to Catch Me. But it's the end of an Aviator, for he pressed ejection.

<poll> Who won?
Liam Neeson
Leonardo DiCaprio </poll>
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2013-05-25T06:02:06Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Mister Ed vs Applejack --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T06:00:11Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Mister Ed vs Applejack --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:59:12Z

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===Applejack:===

It's 'bout time to beat this palomino horse.

Ah bet ah could whip him back with no force.

You're more than friends with Wilber Post.

Ya died because of a tranquilizer overdose.

Finding gray hair in your tail? Ya must be gettin old.

And ya even convinced ya-self ya wanted be to be sold.

Ya'll think ya can prance like you're ina Pagent show?

Ah'll Buck ya harder than the Season ya'll never know.

===Mister Ed:=== I’ve seen the show you put on, and it’s not fooling me.

Meant for little girls; watched by men aged thirty-three.

The men in your fan base are just cloppers and pedophiles,

But before they finish, I’ve already whipped them for miles.

Go on, gather everypony you can, you will need your friends.

Because the moment you set on my farm, it was your end.

You’re the element of honesty, but you’re a flat out lie;

But honestly, you need to stop Bucking poor old Fluttershy.

===Applejack:=== Ya need two voices for talking and another for singing?

Ya'll need another just to speak after the pain ahm bringing.

What's up with your song, being Satanic was played backwards.

Writer and Producer committed suicide according to records.

Ya needed peanut butter on your gums in order to speak.

Ya should be taken back with that Statue; you're an antique.

The crop here on Sweet Apple, but it's time to Harvest Bamboo

Waterman wants to make a movie, but he'll make shit out of you.

===Mister Ed:=== Friendship is Magic? It really is, it'll just disappear.

Just like you; get outta hear before I kick your rear.

But before you go, I want you to know, you're a copy.

You have a tough time with Dashie, so try to stop me.

For the Cowgirl of Equestria, this really is your end.

So go ahead, get all your lesbians who can't get men.

This will be the last time you try to Buck anything.

Tonight, I'll be a Bucking Bronco and make you sing.

<poll> Who won? Mister Ed Applejack </poll>
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User blog:Patts9009/Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:57:32Z

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===Rocky:===
Ladies and Gentle, the fight you've been waiting for.

Italian Stallion against Greatest Loser; it's not a chore.

Your rival? Joe Fraizer? Easiest person to beat.

I'll rise above you and sting harder than a bee.

You're going against the one Philadelphia Slugger.

Worst, you look like you're just a New York Mugger.

Now slow down, you're going nuts; you need to stay calm,

You got stripped just cuz you didn't wanna fight Vietnam!

===Ali:===
Listen up Robert, the battle's about to go down.

You're now facing the Heaviest Hitter around.

Your old papa told ya that you ain't not much brain.

That must be why you stummbled into my terrain.

Look at you, I've never seen anyone so messy.

And your fighting style is really unnecessary

Your time in the office is over, hope you had a blast.

Because now you're just another boxer in the past.

===Rocky:===
Big attitude from whom fumed when his bike was stolen;

And who's puny ego will be left battered and swollen.

Like the battle with Antonio Inoki, it left you grounded.

Perkinson's left a mark on you, beated and pounded.

===Ali:===
I have to say, Butkus can attack better than you.

And it's time to Tony Gazzo, for all that it's due.

You seem to understand the fundamentals of losing.

But entering this battle was upon your choosing.

<poll> Who won?
Rocky Balboa
Muhammad Ali </poll>
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Hillary Clinton

2013-05-25T05:57:08Z

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User blog comment:Patts9009/Dis Raps for Hire --Tbone/@comment-Mrpietcaptain-20130525055233

2013-05-25T05:52:33Z

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2013-05-25T05:50:37Z

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2013-05-25T05:49:22Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:46:18Z

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===Ed Sullivan:===
Now for the sensation that is sweeping the nation,

I’m destroying a host that's giving the girls much flirtation.

I've seen that shitty show of yours, and I can recall,

That the Band won't Stand, and then you took the fall.

I’ll stomp down your so-called Pyramid, watch it crumble.

While you’re selling of your shares got you into deep trouble

You died from a heart attack, where you put up no fight.

I have this battle in the bag, and Dick, “kiss me goodnight.”

===Dick Clark:===
It's real good to be beating you lyrically this year, no doubt.

But now it is time for the dullest Star-maker to burn out.

You allowed the Commie to Dance, yet you are one of ‘em.

You got poor reviews, because your no-personality problem,

You have no talent at all; it’s all from your guests that you survive.

You needed help from Elvis Presley down to the Jackson Five.

And it seems you have a temperament attitude; that’s not good.

You’re a poor host and did your job just as good as anyone could.

===Ed Sullivan:===
You should stop wasting your time Bowling in the Columbine,

And it may be my show that fell, but your reputation is on the line.

The world doesn't need no Music Survey to see where you're going,

With your Missing Link, It Takes Two to learn your Greed is showing.

You’re another radio has-been, only coming out to see the New York Ball.

I’ll Rock you to the future, Roll you down, you’ll remember nothing at all.

It’s time to cut the show biz, kid. You’re just another Teenage girl,

You’re dancing with the others, just to get acclaim to the world.

===Dick Clark:===
You need to learn how to stop Clowning Around and actually host.

Worst of all, your family didn’t tell you of what you were diagnosed.

Like McCartney, you couldn’t remember an old guest for your life,

Because of you Al—what were we talking about? Oh! Your wife.

Take your show into your hands; stop calling your wife for her critique.

And The Dave Clark Five’s clean act brought your show's peak

Time to take the Star away from the maker, since it does not belong.

Now this has been Dick Clark, slaughtering Ed Sullivan, now so long.

<poll> Who won?
Dick Clark
Ed Sullivan </poll>
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User blog:Patts9009/Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lecter --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:44:18Z

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===Lecter:===

Listen up, Mama's boy, you're done for.[[File:LvsB.png|thumb|300px]]

This Lamb thinks he'll chew down my core?

That's impossible, because you're like your birds.

You'll be stuffed up, it's true. Take my word.

I'm going to Silence you, eat ya with flava beans.

Making sure that you'll never again be seen.

Just crawl back into your crappy, cheap motel.

When they see your dead body; They'll be able to tell...

===Bates:===

You've gone mad again, haven't you.

Silence me? No. You went Psycho too.

You're soon going to be a herivore,

Crying for my momma, "No more!"

So go ahead Hannah, try to harm me.

You'll end up like everyone else, you'll see.

And at least I have a motel, you have nothing.

Looks like I have another animal worth Stuffing.

===Lecter:===
Driven wild by the connection to your mother,

Because of it, you made Miss Crane suffer.

In reality, you're nothing but a cross-dresser.

While I'm the serial killing master and professor!

===Bates:===
Can you remember the last time you won?

Hannibal the Cannibal, with 5 fingers plus one.

That's the number of times mother'll kill you;

Like the servant that was murdered, the Jew.

<poll> Who won?
Norman Bates
Hannibal Lecter </poll>
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2013-05-25T05:44:13Z

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User blog comment:NightHawk9001/Epic Cartoon Rap Battles of History/@comment-LakuitaBro01-20130525054203

2013-05-25T05:42:04Z

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I have some ideas:

Duncan VS Marceline

Mojo Jojo VS Discord?

Amon VS The blue guy from Kim Possible (it's been a while since I last saw that show)

Mickey Mouse VS Bugs Bunny

Bender VS Megaman

Samurai Jack VS Lloyd

User blog:Patts9009/Mark Twain vs Jack London --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:41:51Z

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==='''London:'''===

Mark the Twain boys, we have a Willie wannabe.

You're lost, no one knows your name, Sammy.

Tom's just a boy and he's more famous than you, son.

I'm London, givin' The Call. Wild's comin', betta run.

I'm gonna Come-at you, backing you into your visions.

Just like battling me, you made many poor decisions.

You didn't even complete high school, that's sad.

And for what? The measley death of your old dad.

==='''Twain:'''===

'Least I knew my father, yours wasn't known.

Clement's knocking this mama's boy back home.

You're worst than Grylls with your Wild story,

Everything you write is long and just boring.

I'm Building up the Flames on this pity writer,

Massacring this wimp, you ain't much a fighter!

This battle is over. The headlines will read,

"London lost to Twain in Rap Battle of 1903."

==='''London:'''===
It's obvious you have your facts twisted!

I'll beat you 'til you see stars. Don't resist it!

It won't be me who loses, it'll be you.

Just like your son lost his life at only two!

You hate Christianity? Is it because you evolved?

Suck it up; or the beating'll have this Parliment involved.

The saddest fact 'bout you is that you died all alone!

I'm going to knock you down harder than Stallone.

''Twain stares at London when Twain falls on his knees, clutching his heart.''

'''Twain:''' Tom... Finish this for me.
==='''Tom:'''===
Time to take ya to school, London, it's where ya belong.

Ya'll knock Twain harder than Stallone? Ya'll just wrong.

Ya got accused o' plagerism. Ya commited Suicide cuz of it.

Overdosin' on Morphine. What? Ya couldn't handle-it.

Ya have Racist views, yet no Social skills.

Flamin' ya hard, unpublishing ya like the Hills.

Ya're denser than Ben Rogers, ya'll paint my fence for free;

I'll rob you of your riches and take your treasure, Becky.

<poll> Who won?
Jack London
Mark Twain and Tom Sawyer </poll>
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2013-05-25T05:38:25Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe --Epic Patts Battles of History

2013-05-25T05:37:06Z

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===Poe:===
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.

I pondered how you would lose this battle and be sent back to Derry.

You’re more pathetic than IT, and you’re crazier than Jack.

I’m the original horror, better be ready for this bird’s attack.

You will be mashed up and your Bones will be thrown into a Bag.

This is the only time that your Stand won’t be acknowledged, you hag.

Your books are slow. They are sad and a horrible bore.

Now Quote the Raven, you will battle “Nevermore.”

===King:===
Sorry Poe, you won’t win this battle. Not with your weak verse.

You’re a drunken bird, and you can’t fly. That’s even worse.

I’m the one that will write down how you die, that’s the way it’ll be.

You’ll be in a car wreck and killed by someone with more sense than you; Annie.

Your poems are melancholy; stories are just sad. Ones no one wants to read.

You’re more psycho than the combo of your mind and Louis Creed.

There is going to be a new feast at the dinner table. Some fried bird,

Mixed with Cujo'n, add some Misery. That’s you, haven’t you heard?

===Poe:===
Ho! The sound of your voice is hurting the dead. Respect the Sematary.

You’re going to be beat up so bad you’ll be looking worse than Carrie!

You write about “Dark Towers.” All you have is your small Jelly Bean.

You fell short of the “King” of Horror; you’re more like the Queen.

I’ll Masque your face with the Red Death. You’ll be calling me The Dark Man.

You are quick to write, but slow to understand. I’m the master, call me Dupin.

I will give you Insomnia, make you suffer from Nightmares. I’m Fear Itself.

This is your Fall, you belong to the House of Usher. You'll just end up shelved.

===King:===
Your Mummy died and your Daddy left you alone. Oh, that’s so sad.

You’re unoriginal. Within this crowd, you’re just another man whom is mad.

Your stories are Evil, you’re the Prime source. What, did the Gold Bug give you a bite?

Oddly, these Angels are waiting for you; you’re losing your Vision. This is your last Night.

Are you getting Shivers yet? You better. For you, The Mile is turning darker than Green.

Even though this battle was Full of Dark, the outcome was obvious and forseen.

After this battle, your Premature verse will be Buried alive. Right next to Eleonora.

Fact is, you mad bird, that you have lost this battle. “Tis this, and nothing more.”

<poll> Who Won?
Edgar Allan Poe
Stephen King </poll>
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2013-05-25T05:31:23Z

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User blog:Four4/Epic Rap Battles of Four4: No. 15 Hugh Hefner vs Susan B. Anthony

2013-05-25T05:29:40Z

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2013-05-25T05:28:10Z

Sulu

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2013-05-25T05:26:22Z

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2013-05-25T05:22:14Z

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2013-05-25T05:20:58Z

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2013-05-25T04:59:04Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Dis Raps for Hire --Tbone

2013-05-25T04:49:57Z

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2013-05-25T04:49:55Z

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User blog:Patts9009/Dis Raps for Hire --Tbone

2013-05-25T04:49:17Z

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So you better listen up, once again.

Dis Rap will even hurt the men.

Breaking this Tboner in half,

On behalf of users and staff.

You fucked up one more time,

The mime can do a better rhyme,

Lyrically knocking you like dominoes.

Seen better manners from all them hoes.

*closes eyes for a second, then opens them, mad.

You is a stupid prick.

So suck your dad’s dick.

You’re trying to look so fly.

You’re so blind; don’t see why.

Lyrically beat you round, ain’t no lie.
This was a request I much comply.

Fucking retarded, can’t get one friend.

Yet he doesn’t know this is his end.

Pissing me off, you made Dis Rap extend.

Comin’ round these parts, not what I recommend.

So suck the dick of the power-hungry.

Then try to step to plate against me.

Slice you down; I’ll go on a killing spree.

With 1 target, anyone can guess who that be.

And you want to be an admin, not surprising.

You got banned because of your ERB plead thing.

Now back to your dominoes, they’re utterly disturbing.

Thirteen years old, and you’re still looking 9! Disgusting!

Switching it up, ‘bout to erupt, give this bitch a lay-up.

I know you “autism,” but that’s no excuse to not be beat up.

Listen up, you’re literally banned now, for fucking up.

Talking to CCW “on behalf of our wiki.” Way to mess up.
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Talk:Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3/@comment-71.188.79.248-20130525044858

2013-05-25T04:48:58Z

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2013-05-25T04:37:48Z

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2013-05-25T04:35:20Z

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2013-05-25T04:34:36Z

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	[[Category:Speculated Character]]		[[Category:Speculated Character]]
−	[[Category:Upcoming rap battle]]
−	[[Category:Female]]
−	[[Category:Season 3]]

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-YouTubeKorea:
+'''YouTubeKorea:'''
-Hey there, douche<br />Time to get a beating one more time<br />So let's have Round 2 in my lair<br />Cause I'm sure now, you won't escape my red-hot chilli rhymes<br />Nobody gives a shit about your family<br />So stop dreaming up fantasies<br />That you'll actually be able to beat me this round<br />So go ahead and try to paddle me<br />By the way you talk, you're like a One Directioner, or a Belieber<br />Why don't you just go ahead and buy some LSDs from a drug dealer?<br />Mess with me and catch Korean Swag Fever<br />Just listen as my rap-black hole sucks you in deeper<br />I'll never Respect your Pixels<br />And I bet nobody ever will<br />So stop trying to outrap a fucking Korean<br />You little pedophile
+Hey there, douche
-RespectthePixel35:
+So stop dreaming up fantasies

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	SierraStalker:		SierraStalker:
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		+	Since I rap like a goddess, this joke will be easy.
		+
		+	Your rhymes don't make sense, and they're not even cheesy.
		+
		+	The ERBParodies are better than you.
		+
		+	And don't forget to mention ERB10, too!
		+
		+	Go ahead, flip a dime, I'll go out and get a life.
		+
		+	At least NightHawk's the one who even has a freaking wife!
		+
		+	The Real-Rap Bender? Now you're begging for a beating.
		+
		+	And by this point, you'd most likely be retreating.

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−	It's time I be in is, I should be either Diesel 10 or Makuta Teridax, whichever one you think best fits me.	+	It's time I be in this, I should be either Diesel 10 or Makuta Teridax, whichever one you think best fits me.

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	==Epic Patts Battles of History==		==Epic Patts Battles of History==
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Stephen_King_vs_Edgar_Allan_Poe_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Mark_Twain_vs_Jack_London_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Mark Twain vs Jack London]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Norman_Bates_vs_Hannibal_Lecter_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_HistoryNorman_Bates_vs_Hannibal_Lecter Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lecter]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Dick_Clark_vs_Ed_Sullivan_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Muhammad_Ali_vs_Rocky_Balboa_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Muhammad Ali vs Rocky Balboa]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Mister_Ed_vs_Applejack_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Mister Ed vs Applejack]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Liam_Neeson_vs_Leonardo_DiCaprio_--Epic_Patts_Battles_of_History Liam Neeson vs Leonardo DiCaprio]

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 '''Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN!'''
-''(Jobs must have been so full of himself that he could make himself die, and Gates could care less.  This assertion, however, is only accurate in the context of the battle.  As stated prior, Jobs had no control over his cancer despite best efforts.)''
+''(Jobs must have been so full of himself that he could make himself die, and Gates could care less. This assertion, however, is only accurate in the context of the battle. As stated prior, Jobs had no control over his cancer despite best efforts.)''
 '''The whole world loved you, but you were my friend!'''
-''(Shockwaves from Jobs' passing were felt the world over, as many knew Jobs through his products and speeches about his products.  But before that, Jobs and Gates were fast friends.)''
+''(Shockwaves from Jobs' passing were felt the world over, as many knew Jobs through his products and speeches about his products. But before that, Jobs and Gates were fast friends.)''
-I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,
+'''I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,'''
-And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!
+''(With Jobs dead, Gates is seemingly in control of all things cyberspace.  He was 55 at the time of this rap and, being retired, would have a lot of time to think.)''
 I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!

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 ===Applejack:===
 It's 'bout time to beat this palomino horse.
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-===Mister Ed:===<br />I’ve seen the show you put on, and it’s not fooling me.
+===Mister Ed:===
 Meant for little girls; watched by men aged thirty-three.
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-===Applejack:===<br />Ya need two voices for talking and another for singing?
+===Applejack:===
 Ya'll need another just to speak after the pain ahm bringing.
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-===Mister Ed:===<br />Friendship is Magic? It really is, it'll just disappear.
+===Mister Ed:===
 Just like you; get outta hear before I kick your rear.
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 Tonight, I'll be a Bucking Bronco and make you sing.
-<poll> Who won?<br />Mister Ed<br />Applejack </poll>
+<poll> Who won?
 [[Category:Blog posts]]

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-'''Hillary Rodham Clinton''' (born October 26th, 1947) will be featured in an upcoming rap battle. [[Peter Shukoff|Peter]] has confirmed on a Monday Show that [[King Henry VIII]] VS Hillary Clinton is indeed happening, but the recording is not done. It's been confirmed that the original audio didn't really sound right. Although it was widely believed she was going to appear in Season 2, she did not. However, there is still a chance of her appearing in Season 3.
+'''{{Infobox
 ==Information On The Rapper==
 '''Hilary Clinton '''is an American politician who was the 67th United [[File:Hillary.jpg|thumb|Whom the rapper is based upon]]States Secretary of State from 2009 to 2013, serving under [[Barack Obama]]. She was previously a United States Senator for New York from 2001 to 2009. As the wife of President Bill Clinton, she was also the First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001. In the [http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Category:2008_Election 2008 election], Clinton was a leading candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, running against Barack Obama, who eventually got the Democratic nomination. In 2013, Clinton left her job as Secretary of State and was replaced with Senator John Kerry, who ran against 43rd president George W. Bush in the 2004 presidential election. Some speculate that Clinton will run for president again after Obama's second term is complete.
 [[Category:Epic Rap Battles of History]]
 [[Category:Speculated Character]]

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−	You're a pissed off little--soldier boy who has no swag, and no--moose cock, I leave your neck in a noose in trench and--brought a plague of frogs, you best arrest--Enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk.	+	You're a pissed off little--soldier boy who has no swag, and no--moose cock, I leave your neck in a noose in a trench and--brought a plague of frogs, you best arrest--Enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

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 In the 15th battle of ERBoF4, I did one of the battles that I've been putting off for weeks. Hugh Hefner, awesome pimp, against Susan B. Anthony, strong believer of womens' rights.
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 SUSAN B. ANTHONY
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 I'm the #1 lady, heard of worldwide,
 Today I'll shrink your disgusting pride!

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	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Dis_Rap_for_Hire_--AwesomeGamer AwesomeGamer]		#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Dis_Rap_for_Hire_--AwesomeGamer AwesomeGamer]
	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Dis_Raps_for_Hire_--Tbone Tbone]		#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Dis_Raps_for_Hire_--Tbone Tbone]
		+
		+	==Brunswikian Tourney==
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Usain_Bolt_vs_Slender_Man_--Brunswikian_Tournament Usain Bolt vs Slender Man]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Doctor_vs_Slender_Man_--Brunswikian_Tourney_ROUND_2 The Doctor vs Slender Man]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Slender_Man_vs_Scout_--Round_3_of_the_Brunswikian_Tourney Slender Man vs Scout]
		+	#[http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Patts9009/Slender_Man_vs_FDR_--Finals_of_the_Brunswikian_Tourney Slender Man vs FDR]
		+
		+	==Epic Patts Battles of History==

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 <gallery widths="200" spacing="medium">
 RWJVSTNC.jpg|Ray William Johnson vs The Nostalgia Critic
 OvsV.png|Julius Oppenheimer vs Vinyl Scratch
 KvsP.png|Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
 TvsL.jpg|Mark Twain vs Jack London
 LvsB.png|Norman Bates vs Hannibal Lector
 CvsS.jpg|Dick Clark vs Ed Sullivan
 </gallery>

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 '''All the people with the power to create use an Apple!'''
-''(Apple products are usually known as the products for "creative" people, since the company sells most of its wares to artists and songwriters.  This plays off an historic Macintosh tagline, "The power to be your best".)''
+''(Apple products are usually known as the products for "creative" people, since the company sells most of its wares to artists and songwriters. This plays off an historic Apple tagline, "The power to be your best".)''
 ===Gates===
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 ''The details: Jobs' tumor was an extremely rare and inoperable case known as a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor, which ultimately metastasized (broke apart and spread) to other organs.)''
-'''I built a legacy son, you can never stop it!'''
+'''I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it!'''
 ''(Jobs was met with great successes throughout his life: the founding of Apple, then NeXT and Pixar, followed by his return to Apple and its renaissance as a top media power. In the current Mac lines, the iPhone, the iPods, the iPad, and everything in between, one can see the influence of Jobs' attention to detail and his obsession with simplicity. These are integral to Jobs' legacy. Gates can do nothing to drown it out, Jobs says.)''

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	Lyrically beat you round, ain’t no lie.		Lyrically beat you round, ain’t no lie.
		+
		+
	This was a request I much comply.		This was a request I much comply.

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 Hint- I'll have to track them down before I start
-Hint- A Battle of Godly Proportions
+Hint- A Battle of Godly Proportions (Finale)
 ==Epic Game Battles of the 4 Dragons (with Dragonsblood23):==
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 Jack Sparrow vs Marco Polo.jpg|Jack Sparrow vs Marco Polo
 Griffinvssimpson.jpg|Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson
 </gallery>
+*