Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale.-0
Rasputin vs Stalin is the thirty-third installment of and the eighteenth and final episode of Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. It features Rasputin, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Vladimir Putin in a Russian battle royale. It was released on April 22th, 2013.
Cast Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin
EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev
PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov (cameo)
Cool mustache, Wario.
Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo!
How many dictators does it take,
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people!
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia.
And history books unfold ya,
As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind,
Who built a superpower, but he paid the price,
With the endless destruction of Russian lives!
If you're the
man of steel, I spit kryptonite!
Big dick mystic, known to hypnotize!
I can end you with a whisper to your wife.
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch!
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!
Your whole family, shot! All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!
Starve you for days til' you waste away.
I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state.
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture.
Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped
I have no pride for you who ruined everything,
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes. The proletariat masses,
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein,
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine!
It's hip-hop chowder, red over white,
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man,
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark,
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!
Knock knock knock knock.
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost!
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold.
Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt.
If your name end with "in", time to get out!
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!
You two need yoga (Дa). You need a shower (Дa).
And you all need to learn how to handle real power!
Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats.
Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba.
Doing judo moves and schooling every Communist сука!
I'm a president in my prime. My enemies don't distract me.
The last man who attacked me lived a half-life so comrade, come at me!
You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin.
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!
They're calling this for Stalin, I will kick you in the rectum
You should now prepare to be my next Bolshevik-tim
What smells like a poo log? It must be rhymes from you, dawg
I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the Gulag
You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard
Now poof, disappear and conjure up some beard scissors
I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov
You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off
I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks
I'm sadistic, with a swift kick for a mystic with a missed dick
Ass-putin, you've surely lost now
You want beef? I got the whole Moscow
Come on, bring it on, I'm ready to start brawlin'
I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin
You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized
You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized
I'll beat you past the point my magic powers can heal
Man of Steel? You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal
I'll hand your Georgian ass a true Russian defeat
You would think I'm making borscht the way I'm crushing these beats
I was poisoned, shot and beaten and I still fought back like no sweat
I'm so hard to kill, my rap name should be 50 Kopek
I was shot and poisoned, my assassin's plot: sadistic
But that couldn't stop the mystic, if you think you can, you're optimistic
You used to be my right hand man
Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man
We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked
The way our space program's whipped NASA's ass with Sputnik
This has the second longest run time of any other ERB, behind the other battle royale, Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.
Coincidentally, they are both battle royales.
Like Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare, Moses vs Santa Claus, Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge and Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock, this battle featured 5 rappers.
This battle, however, is the first battle where each of the 5 rappers only had one verse each, followed, again, by Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.
The reason behind this battle was to redeem Peter from Vladimir Putin's "quote" saying he'd kill Peter with his bare hands if Season 2 did not feature a Russian rapper.
This is the third battle to have a third (as well as fourth and fifth, for that matter) person to enter the battle and not be on another rapper's side.
This is the second battle where each rapper has one verse.
This is the second battle where the announcer didn't say "Who won? Who's next? You decide!" at the end. The first was Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD.
Both of them being finales is probably why.
Though, the announcer can still be heard singing "Epic Rap Battles" at the end.
This is the second battle where 2 contestants share the same name, with Vladimir Lenin and Vladimir Putin, as well as Mikhail Gorbachev and Mikhail Baryshnikov. The first one is Napoleon vs Napoleon, and followed by Artists vs TMNT.
This battle's release date coincides with Vladimir Lenin's 142nd birthday.
This is the first rap battle to feature more than one instrumental (3).
The first two were produced by the same producer (the unbeatables).
This is the first battle where an actor raps against themselves as a different character. The second was Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters, where Lloyd played Adam Savage and voiced the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. However, the Marshmallow never dissed Adam directly like Lenin did with Rasputin.
This is the fourth battle where an actor plays more than one rapper.
Right after Lenin's verse, at 01:43, an error occurs with Stalin's animation.
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