EpicLLOYD as Mitt Romney
|Birth name||Willard Mitt Romney|
|Born||March 12, 1947 (age 68)|
Detroit, Michigan, U.S.
|Hair||Black (gray on the sides)|
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney|
|Vs||Barack Obama and Abe Lincoln|
|Release date||October 15, 2012|
|Votes on website||17%|
|Location(s)||Patriotic stars and stripes|
Information on the rapper
Willard Mitt Romney was born on March 12, 1947. He is an American politician and businessman, most well known for being the 2012 Republican presidential candidate. He lost the campaign to current president, Barack Obama. Born in Detroit to 1968 Republican primary candidate George Romney, he is the 70th Governor of the state of Massachusetts and retired CEO of Bane & Company. He is well known for saving the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics, and is a member of the LDS (Mormon) Church, serving a mission in France. His running mate was Wisconsin Representative, Paul Ryan. He lost to the incumbent president Barack Obama, carrying approximately 38% of the electoral college.
Hello friend, I'm Mitt and I'm going to shake your hand, look you in the eyes and have a conversation. I'm the Republican nominee for president in the 2012 election. I may have been born with a "silver spoon" in my mouth (my dad ran the American Motors Corporation and had a presidential run himself) but that doesn't mean I'm not open to doing a little hard work. Maybe 47% of you could learn something from my example? I made my millions in corporate America, running a company called Bain Capital, proved myself as President and CEO of the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympic Games Organizing Committee, and eventually served as Governor of Massachusetts (reducing the state's debt and introducing health care reform that's absolutely nothing at all like the health care reform Obama's pushing). Let's not let religion into this debate, but yes, I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (otherwise known as Mormons), and yes I went door to door trying to convert people, and yes we used to allow multiple wives, and yes that means we kind of allowed gay marriage as long as the two (or more) ladies were also married to a dude. Actually that would be lesbian, but in a way it's the same thing. In all other cases, gay marriage is bad, and I won't be allowing that to happen. Let's fix America together!
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts!
I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs!
We all know what went down in that 2008 election!
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion!
You're all Barack and no bite! Been no change, and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay, they're both open!
You're from the windy city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards,
But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job!
Raw rhymes, stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase,
Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days!
You see this silver spoon? This dug Mass out of debt!
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%!
You feel that, Barry? You're old news! Everyone's having doubts,
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about!
Call me a vicious business man 'cause Romney's stealing this race!
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!
Whatever! That 40% thing got you real mad!
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?
Ha! Don't bring up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!
Ahhuuhhaa…you're a stuttering communist!
You can't bring the unemployment rate to below eight percent!
Ahhhuuhaa… today Jay Z, what are you saying?
- Mitt Romney has the longest verse to date in ERB history, lasting a total of 53 seconds.
- He is the first major Presidential candidate who has not been President to rap, although, John McCain was the first to appear as a cameo.
- Since Lloyd was not tall enough, he needed to stand on a green box in order to get slapped by Abe Lincoln (Nice Peter).