If you import the templates from this wiki to this one, you could replace the birth date and ages on these character's pages with the Birth Date and Age Template. Then their ages would update automatically.
All you need to do is copy and paste these templates into this wiki and add them to the character pages. Perhaps you should contact an administrator or bureaucrat about it first.
You're asking for attention now. One minute you act like you're going to report us and claim you can get our IP addresses (which we doubt), and then you try to get a user involved about a serious topic. You need to stop or just stay offline if you really have such a problem.