Jesse Welle as Leonidas
|Birth name||King Leonidas I of Sparta|
|Born||c. 540 BC|
|Died||480 BCE (aged 60)|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Master Chief vs Leonidas|
|Release Date||January 31, 2012|
|Votes on Website||37%|
Information on Rapper
Leonidas I (ca. 540 BCE – 480 BCE), also known as Leonidas the Brave, was a hero-king of Sparta. He is famous for his leadership in the battle of Thermopylae. He is also well known for the way he is portrayed by the actor Gerard Butler in the movie 300. After his famous "THIS IS SPARTA!" line from the movie, he became an internet meme known for his remix of the movie scene.
This. Is. MY BIOOOOO!!! I am the Great King Leonidas. Hero-king of Sparta, the 17th of the Agiad line, son of King Anaxandridas II. You can come at me with black powder bombs, war-beasts and arrows that blot out the sun, but dying in battle is the greatest honor, so bring it on! Although, to be honest, I probably could have done things differently. Could I have been nicer to Ephialtes the hunchback so he didn't turn on me and ruin my plan to defeat Xerxes? Sure, but that's not really my style. I'm more of a "kick-a-guy-in-a-hole-to-start-a-war" sort of guy. Could I have worn a bit more armor? Yeah, but then nobody could see my sexy abs while they're trying to kill me. I just hope my son, Pleistarchus, can avenge me and live through his battles.
Spartans! Let's start this!
Show this petty officer who's the hardest!
The biggest mistake that you've ever made.
I'll toss you like a frag grenade.
I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged,
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade!
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers,
Jerking off to games, giving themselves first person shooters!
Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder!
You're in my hood now, Chief!
THIS IS SPARTA!
Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son.
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!
I'm king! You sleep in a freezer in outer space.
I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!