Nice Peter as Lance Armstrong
|Birth name||Lance Edward Gunderson|
Tour de Lance
|Born||September 18, 1971 (age 46)|
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong|
|Release date||March 25, 2013|
|Votes on website||16%|
|Location(s)||The Tour de France|
Information on the rapper
Lance Edward Armstrong was born on September 18th, 1971, in Plano, Texas, under the name Lance Edward Gunderson. He is a professional American cyclist and testicular cancer survivor. Throughout 1999–2005, Armstrong won the Tour de France seven consecutive times. In 2012, he got all seven of his Tour de France titles stripped from him due to evidence of him using performance-enhancing drugs. He is also known for the Lance Armstrong Foundation, which donated money to cancer victims for a cure to the disease. However, it was renamed the Livestrong Foundation when he resigned due to the doping scandal in 2012.
Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression,
I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession!
I admit it: I did what I had to do to win.
I'm an athlete. You're a specimen of sin!
With your drinking and smoking and choking down food,
I know French dudes with better manners than you!
So swing, batter, batter! Show me what a fatter rapper can do!
I beat cancer! I can sure as hell crack you!
You set records before black men could compete; are you kidding me?
That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!
You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame.
Just think what you could've done if you would've actually trained!
I'm the pinnacle of physical condition,
While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tippin'; are you trippin'?
You'll be nothing but a skeleton, messing with the fellow in yellow
Who will be pedaling like hell up in the peloton!
- Armstrong's jersey in the battle has the Epic Rap Battles of History logo on it.
- In the Behind the Scenes video for his battle, he had an error in his title card, where it read "Lance Armstong".
- He is the second character whose title card is misspelled in the Behind the Scenes video only, after Billy Mays.