[Note:To distinguish which team member is saying which line, there is a color-coding process. For the Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman is in blue, Ray Stantz is in red, Egon Spengler is in green, and Winston Zeddemore is in purple. For the Mythbusters, Adam Savage is in yellow, Jamie Hyneman is in brown, Tory Belleci is in turquoise, Grant Imahara is in lime, and Kari Byron is in orange. Furthermore, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is in gray and Janine Melnitz is in magenta. If either team is rapping together, they are in regular text.]
Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches
Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do,
Give us a call.We'rereadytodefeatyou!
Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done!
Spitting out the lyrics like,"We got one!"
Try to beat us in a battle?Man, you gotta be kidding me!
The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky!
I collect spores.Tell him 'bout the Twinkie.
Like your show, it's all fluff and filler.
I'll kick your hiney, man. I'm a savage killer.
Wow, your raps are just too wack to handle!
Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel.
Your science is preposterous; the opposite of competent process,
And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis,
Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back!
It's a fact: positrons don't react like that!
You built a laser grid with no safety switch,
And Walter Peck was right: that's some shady shit!
Good thing you work in a firehouse,'cause you just got burned.
You are poor scientists,and that's confirmed.
That's enough from the walrus and dickless the clown.
Let's show these myth bitches how we do it downtown!
Grab your stick, hold'n, heat 'em up, smoking!
High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion!
We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams!
Pumping out blockbusters,while you work behind the scenes!
It's a rap test, dummy,and you're both getting crashed!
We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!
Ghosts aren't real,but it should be said.
It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead.
(Hey!) Things are getting scary when Tory,Grantand Kari
Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry!
We reject your flows and substitute our own!
Why'd you stop?I couldn't think of a rhyme.
Well, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft; I stay fluff!
Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up!(Hey!)
I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter. I don't play!
Show these dweebs how to rock a beret!(Hey.)
I live so large, you can't harsh my mellow.
Just one step took me out the ghetto!
You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows
'Cause Big Puft just turned all you bitches to toast!
Wow, your raps are like your sequel: too whack to handle.
Your raps are like your sequel: just too whack to handle.
You're something strange and you don't look good,
You've killed more people than you've saved in your neighborhood.
You say you get the girls but I'm not jealous,
Your girl's a demon dog who moonlights as a cellist.
We're the lyrical colossus urban-legend bawses!
We're kinda like the streams 'cause you better not cross us.
That's enough from walrus and dickless the clown.
Grab your stick, hold'n, light 'em up, smoking!
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
Raise up, Stay Puft and I'm coming in!
Punk busters better watch who they summonin'!
I'll flip skeptics till they're butter-side up,
And shred your street cred like a cannonball, what!
You punk busters better watch who you're summonin'!
Raise up, it's Stay Puft and I'm coming in!
(Uh!) Flip skeptics till they're butter-side up!
Shred your street cred like a cannonball, what!
Ghostbusters get covered in fluffernutter spray!
So watch a real rapper rock a beret!(Hey.)
My marshmallow flows turn these bitches to toast,
Show you all better be afraid of Big Puft!
This battle's release fittingly coincides with the 30th anniversary of the original Ghostbusters film.
With a total of ten participants, this battle has the most rappers of any ERB released to date.
After the Mythbusters' first verse, both groups end up on top of the Shandor Building, where they later encounter the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man towards the end. This whole sequence pays homage to the first Ghostbusters film's climax.
The outro is a reference to the Proton Packs used by the Ghostbusters to catch ghosts throughout the Ghostbusters films.
Kari Byron's name is misspelled as "Kari Bryon" in the video description.
During the line, "Strapped up on your back," part of Jamie's beard is not connected to the right side of the face, making it possible to see the background behind him.
Tory's and Grant's names aren't separated by a comma in the subtitles, making it look like "Tory Grant".
During Stay Puft's verse, when it cuts to Kari saying "Hey!", part of Adam's glasses disappear.