Stroke!Roll up in a boat.Stroke!You're sleeping, cut your throat.
Stroke!I watch the blood flow; now who's got that red coat?
Look at ya, in your little blousy outfit,
Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument!
I'll knock you the fuck out, mate!
You died owning slaves!
I died setting men free!Scot free!That's the Highland way!
This powdered prick couldn't beat me in a foot race!
I was emasculated, eviscerated!
I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike,
And I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme
And rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic!
I'll knock your face off your moola!
Alba gu bràth!Gu bràth!Hoo-rah!Hoo-rah!
Founding father, but no children.
Crossed the Delaware, but your soldiers can't swim!
That's Washington, such a shite tactician!
The fucking British Army didn't even want him!
I'm Wallace!Hoo!And I'm flawless!Hoo!
Stay hid in your office or suffer great losses!
I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt,
Step on the battlefield, and I'm ready to kill!
Send all you politicians straight down to hell!
The only Washington I trust is Denzel!
Is that the best you got for me?
I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree!
See, power! That's what the meaning of my flag is!
Your nation's famous for golf and haggis!
I'm fabulous from my head to my shoe buckle!
Step to me, you catch a knee to the moose knuckle,
'Cause I know you don't wear no draws!
I'm dressed like a pimp, best moves at the ball!
McGlavin, McGliven, McSchool you all!
Cock block more Scots than Hadrian's Wall!
I don't give a shite 'bout your fancy clothes!
You whipped all of those out of slave black folks!
Grew weed, then you made hemp rope,
But if you think you'll beat me, you must be having a smoke!
No joke!Don't tee off with me, laddy!
If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy!
My style's ice cold; yours is old and shabby!
You're the father of your country, but I'm your daddy!
I can't tell a lie: you're about to be,
Chopped down like a skirt-wearing cherry tree!
Add a loss, not a win, to your tally, George.
My heart's colder than the wintertime in Valley Forge!
Jersey put your face on a bill, but it's the one that's least valuable!
And your monument represents you perfectly: it's an enormous phallic tool!
This battle was featured in an episode of Elders React by TheFineBros.
This battle was used for the YouTube Spot advertisement. However, the battle was yet to be released when the ad was uploaded to ERB's second channel.
In the ad, it was shown that Washington's original background was an American flag rather than the Delaware River.
This is the only battle to have an interactive advertisement on YouTube.
On August 22, 2016 "Q) What does Nice Peter hide under his kilt? A) The Season 5.5 matchups we are planning!!" was written the description of the video, which was an error as George Washington (portrayed by Peter) did not wear a kilt, while EpicLLOYD, who played William Wallace, did.
This is the first time a character has changed actors between videos, with George Washington previously being portrayed by Pat McIntyre in Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin.
This is the first battle to have additional music added in created by the ERB crew.
At some points in the battle, Lloyd's tattoo is visible on William Wallace's left arm.
During the "stroke" part of George Washington's first verse, some form of equipment can be seen cut off from the footage of the solider in front of Washington, only visible in a small fraction of the screen.
When William Wallace throws the American flag onto the ground, it falls in a way that makes it appear as if it's floating over the edge of the hill on which Wallace is standing.