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Gandalf vs Dumbledore
Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
Battle Information
Release Date July 14, 2011
Number 11
Views 38,000,000+ (as of Apr 22)
Length 2:11
Previous Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
Next Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare
Other Information
Actors EpicLLOYD
Nice Peter
Pat McIntyre
Rappers EL as Gandalf GreyEL as Gandalf WhitePete as Dumbledore
Cameos Gilderoy Lockhart
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast like Shadowfax!
— Gandalf

Gandalf vs Dumbledore is the eleventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features The Lord of Rings character Gandalf competing against the Harry Potter character Dumbledore. It was released July 14, 2011.


EpicLLOYD as Gandalf

Nice Peter as Dumbledore

Pat McIntyre as Gilderoy Lockhart (cameo)



YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast like Shadowfax

Tom Riddle me this, you bitch: How's you're little wand gonna beat my staff?

I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf

Touch mine, Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off

You fool, you got Snaped. You're not a real fighter

Death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!

Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit

We all know you've more than a boggart in your closet


The prophecy forgot to mention this day

When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Gray

Check your status: they call me headmaster. You're nothing

Nice staff, you compensating for something?

I prefer the company of wizards and I'm proud of it

You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits

You think your hairy-toed friends are gonna harm me?

Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's army


Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks

I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Pheonix

I'll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls

For I am the one rapper to rule them all!


Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either

Mines of Moria? Ha! More like Mind of Mencia!

I'll expecto my patronum on your face, you little snitch

And when I'm finished, Imma fly like it's Quidditch


  • This is the first rap battle to have two fictional characters facing each other.
  • The last line of the song where Dumbledore says "and when im finished imma fly like it's Quidditch." is a reference to a song starring Nice Peter, made before this rap battle called "Like it's Quidditch" (Parody of G6).
  • Suggested by: Soccajohn1209,Crixxlandshut,Evilpie1766,Badassrainbowunicorn.
  • This is the second battle with some of the characters in the last "Epic Rap Battles of History" title card scene. (Dumbledore and Lockhart riding a broom)


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