Gandalf vs Dumbledore is the eleventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features The Lord of Rings character Gandalf competing against the Harry Potter character Dumbledore. It was released July 14, 2011.
Tom Riddle me this, you bitch: How's you're little wand gonna beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf
Touch mine, Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off
You fool, you got Snaped. You're not a real fighter
Death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!
Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit
We all know you've more than a boggart in your closet
The prophecy forgot to mention this day
When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Gray
Check your status: they call me headmaster. You're nothing
Nice staff, you compensating for something?
I prefer the company of wizards and I'm proud of it
You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits
You think your hairy-toed friends are gonna harm me?
Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's army
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Pheonix
I'll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all!
Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either
Mines of Moria? Ha! More like Mind of Mencia!
I'll expecto my patronum on your face, you little snitch
And when I'm finished, Imma fly like it's Quidditch
This is the first rap battle to have two fictional characters facing each other.
The last line of the song where Dumbledore says "and when im finished imma fly like it's Quidditch." is a reference to a song starring Nice Peter, made before this rap battle called "Like it's Quidditch" (Parody of G6).