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Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood vs. Bruce Lee
Battle information
Release date November 12, 2012
Number 25
Views 50,000,000+ (As of March 16)
Length 1:50
Previous Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
Next Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
Other information
Actors Mike Diva
Nice Peter
Xin Wuku
Rappers Lloyd Ahlquist as Clint Eastwood Mike as Bruce
Cameos Mustached Cowboy
Urban Ninja
Location(s) The Pagoda
The Wild West

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood is the twenty-fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the tenth episode of Season 2. It features Chinese actor martial arts expert, Bruce Lee, rapping against famous old western actor, Clint Eastwood. It was released on November 12th, 2012.


EpicLLOYD as Clint Eastwood

Mike Diva as Bruce Lee

Xin Wuku as Bruce Lee's Stunt Double and Urban Ninja (cameo)

Nice Peter as Mustached Cowboy (cameo)


Bruce Lee:

I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw!

Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws.

How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw?

Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say, "Waaataaaw!"

Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise.

I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris!

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.

Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!

Clint Eastwood:

You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger,

But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter.

You're in the gym too much, Ringo, perfecting kicks.

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.

You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.

So go ahead, make my iPod.

Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce.

Fuck you, dude. I even squint better than you!

Bruce Lee:

I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly.

I would mess up your face, but your momma did it for me!

Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies.

You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy!

A man who argues with people who aren't even there

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

Clint Eastwood:

Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking.

You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin.

And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.

Leave the rapping to me. Stick to Chinese checkers.

I'd beat you in Round Two, but that'd be unbelievable.

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.


Who Won?

The poll was created at 11:43 on February 21, 2014, and so far 2282 people voted.



  • This is the second battle where the two participants don't dance during the "Who won, Who's next?" part, the first being John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly.
  • This is the first battle where a cameo crosses the "line" in the middle of the battle, which separates both rappers from each other.
  • This is the first battle where both title characters are actors.



  • When Clint shoots the buffalo (during the pu pu platter line) part of his gun is missing.

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