|Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee|
|Epic Rap Battle of History # 25|
|Release date||November 12, 2012|
|List of Rap Battles|
"Doc Brown vs Doctor Who"
"Batman vs Sherlock Holmes"
I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
Defeat whole karate schools and mother fuckers with claws
How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw
Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"
Your movies they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe
Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter
You're in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
You don't belong in a fight. You belong in a sweatshop
So go ahead, (spits) make my iPod
These little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce
Fuck you dude. I even squint better than you
I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly
I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies
You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking
You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin
And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker
Leave the rapping to me. Stick to chinese checkers
I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel
- This is the first battle that Epic Lloyd raps in, with Nice Peter making a cameo (non-speaking part).
- This is also the second battle where Nice Peter doesn't rap, the first being ERB #20.
- This is the third battle where the two participants don't dance during the "Who won, Who's next?" part, first being Epic Rap Battles of History 1, second beingEpic Rap Battles of History 15.
- Suggested by: murad rahal