Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
September 14, 2011
53,000,000+ (as of Mar 6)
Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare
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DeStorm Power Nice peter EpicLLOYD
Mr. McFeely John "Hannibal" Smith H. M. Murdock Templeton "Face" Peck
Mr. Rogers' House The Land of Make Believe
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers is the thirteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features actor
Mr. T rapping competing against the host from the children's show "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood", Mr. Rogers. It was released on September 14, 2011.
Cast Nice Peter and Vince Horiuchi as Mr. Rogers
DeStorm Power as Mr. T
EpicLLOYD as Mr. McFeely, John "Hannibal" Smith, H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, and Templeton "Face" Peck (all cameo)
Lyrics Mr. T
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang
Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang.
Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little trolly the train
and watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain.
I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves
you couldn't even beat me in the land of make believe.
I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery
nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary.
Hi there neighbor,
I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.
I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over
so i dont get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.
I like you just the way you are, one in a million
but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazilian.
I pity your neck, Mr. gold chains you got too many.
The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.
I teach the whole world of children, I can tell
you call yourself T cause your too dumb to spell.
Who you calling dumb fool?
Mr. T only needs one letter
It's for you Bill Cosby wants his sweater.
You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house
I'll get Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face to stop you out.
The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta
and your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters.
So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,
how about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap.
Watch what you say, kids love me more than lunch.
I'm not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch.
When my plan comes together you won't even see it coming.
I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.
Stephen Hawking in Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers. (Red Arrows)
I'll say this once, Laurence, I hope it's understood.
Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
This rap battle was released in the iTunes store on Sept. 13 (before the release on youtube).
This is the first Rap Battle where a previous Epic Rap Battles of History Participant makes a cameo, which is Stephen Hawking.
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