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Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers
Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers
Battle Information
Release Date September 14, 2011
Number 13
Views 53,000,000+ (as of Apr 13)
Length 2:11
Timeline
Previous Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare
Next Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus
Other Information
Actors DeStorm Power
Nice Peter
EpicLLOYD
Rappers DeStorm as Mr. TPete as Rogers
Cameos Mr. McFeely
John "Hannibal" Smith
H. M. Murdock
Templeton "Face" Peck
Location(s) Mr. Rogers' House
The Land of Make Believe
Sports Ring
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!
— Mr. T

Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers is the thirteenth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series. It features actor Mr. T rapping competing against the host from the children's show "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood", Mr. Rogers. It was released on September 14, 2011.

Cast

Nice Peter and Vince Horiuchi as Mr. Rogers

DeStorm Power as Mr. T

EpicLLOYD as Mr. McFeely, John "Hannibal" Smith, H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, and Templeton "Face" Peck (all cameos)

Lyrics

Mr. T

I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!

Call me BA Biceps 'cause I'll crush your whole gang!

Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little Trolly the Train,

And watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain.

Sucka! I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves.

You couldn't even beat me in The Land of Make Believe.

Punk! I will Mr. T bag you in the closest cemetery.

Nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary!

Mr. Rogers

Hi there, neighbor.

I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.

I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over.

So I don't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.

I like you just the way you are, one in a million.

But it looks like the barber gave your head a brazilian.

I pity your neck, Mr. Gold chains. You've got too many.

The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.

I teach the whole world full of children, I can tell.

You call yourself T cause you're too dumb to spell.

Mr. T

Who you calling dumb, fool? Mr. T only needs one letter!

Hello? It's for you. Bill Cosby wants his sweater!

You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house.

I'll get Hannibal, Murdock, and Face to stop you out!

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, sucka!

And your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters!

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,

How about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, fool!

Mr. Rogers

Watch what you say. Kids love me more than lunch.

I'm not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch.

When my plan comes together, you won't even see it coming.

I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.

I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood.

Get right back in your van and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.

Trivia

  • This rap battle was released in the iTunes store on Sept. 13 (before the release on YouTube).
  • This is the first Rap Battle where a previous Epic Rap Battles of History Participant makes a cameo, which is Stephen Hawking.
  • Suggested by: Bsktbllshotz

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