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Ebenezer Scrooge
Ebenezer Scrooge Title Card
Zach Sherwin as Ebenezer Scrooge
Character information
Full name Ebenezer Scrooge
Nickname(s) Scrooge
First appearance December 17, 1843
A Christmas Carol
Born February 7, 1786
Died December 25, 1843 (alternate timeline)
Physical description
Hair White/gray
Eyes Brown
Based on
Ebenezer Scrooge Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Vs Donald Trump
J. P. Morgan
Kanye West
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Release date December 19, 2013
Votes on website 70%
Location(s) Ebenezer Scrooge's Mansion
Business and success: that's the life I've selected!
— Ebenezer Scrooge

Ebenezer Scrooge battled Donald Trump, J. P. Morgan, Kanye West, and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge. He was portrayed by Zach Sherwin.

Information on the rapper

Ebenezer Scrooge is the main character from the novel A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. He was a rich, greedy man who only cared about making money through his business "Scrooge & Marley".

One year on Christmas Eve, Scrooge was haunted by the spirit of his former partner, Jacob Marley, and the three ghosts of Christmas (Past, Present, and Yet to Come). After being convinced to change his loathsome ways, Scrooge became a nice, warm-hearted good being as a result.

The character has been portrayed by many actors in over fifteen adaptations including Michael Caine, Jim Carrey, Patrick Stewart, George C. Scott, Alistair Sims, and Bill Murray, whose role as corrupted TV executive Frank Cross in "Scrooged" was a direct parody of the original. He also inspired the cartoon character Scrooge McDuck, whose name is based on the Charles Dickens character, in the Disney version of A Christmas Carol.


Verse 1:

How dare you disturb me when I'm napping in my chair!

You're a crappy rap-spitting apparition! I ain't scared

Of this random phantom! Haunt all you want; I don't care!

I do not believe in ghosts, and I don't believe that hair!

Verse 2:

Bah, humbug! Your raps don't unnerve me; they're atrocious!

What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis!

Business and success: that's the life I've selected,

So enough with your pictures from the past! I'm not affected!

Verse 3:

No! This isn't happening!

Oh, this is maddening agony! Wait! Actually,

Harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture,

I still am expecting a final specter!



Verse 4:

Are these the shadows of things that will be? Or things that may be, only?

If I depart from my course, can they change? Say it is thus with what you show me!

I promise to mend my ways! A friend to all men is what I will become!

It's Christmas! I haven't missed my chance to be different! God bless us, every—

Scarpped Lyrics

You're a crappy rap-spitting apparition! I ain't scared

By this random phantom! Haunt all you want; I don't care!

Business and success, that's the path I selected!

I promise to change my ways. A friend to all men is what I will become!


  • Scrooge is the sixth rapper to battle against a team of rappers on his own.
  • He is the only rapper to incorporate the announcer's words into his verse, with his last line "God bless us every—" and the use of "Who won?" at the end.
  • He is the second character to rap against someone from the same fictional universe, as he battled the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
  • He is the fifth character to have a spelling error in their title card, with it being misspelled as "Ebeneezer".
    • However, it was intentionally spelled wrong according to Dante Cimadamore, in order to keep the viewers on their toes and keep them looking for mistakes in the battles' details.
      • His name was also misspelled in the video title, but it was later fixed.

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