Nice Peter as The 10th Doctor (above), George Watsky as the 4th Doctor (below)
Information on the rapper
The Doctor is the protagonist in the popular science-fiction television series 'Doctor Who', which has been around since 1963. The Doctor is a Time Lord: a time-traveling, humanoid alien from the (now dead) planet of Gallifrey. So far, the Doctor had 11 out of 13 different incarnations. He travels around in his 'TARDIS' (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) to explore the universe and fight injustice. He has fought many enemies such as Daleks, Cybermen, evil Time Lord The Master, Weeping Angels, The Silence, Silurians, etc. He has also allied with Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, K-9 (a robotic dog), Rose Tyler, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, etc. His tool of choice is the Sonic Screwdriver that can unlock most codes and doors. Also in The Doctor's possession is the Psychic Paper, a mysterious ID card that allows him to trick people into thinking he is anybody he wishes, just by having them glance at it. The Doctor is a very just and noble man, even trying to save his enemies from peril at times. He is also extremely compassionate towards his companions, but is not afraid to draw the line, returning them home if need be.
ERB BioBrilliant! An audio-visual aggressive rhyming contest where–oh, who am I? You, my friend, can just call me "the Doctor." I'm a Time Lord (a centuries-old alien) and I travel through time and space in a non-traditional time machine -- the TARDIS, er, well, I guess to you it just looks like a 1960's-style British Police telephone booth. It's bigger on the inside. [A pretty-ish British girl runs by screaming, chased by some kind of creature.] Ah, that's just my latest companion -- I'm always traveling with someone or another in a consistently platonic way. "Doctor Who", the television show based on my life, was produced by the BBC and has been running sporadically since the 1960's. Massive audiences tune in to watch me go toe-to-toe with enemies with low-budget special-effects like the Cybermen and the Daleks–who actually, really, had what looked like a toilet plunger as part of their design. As a Time Lord, I can regenerate if I'm critically wounded and "recast" myself with a new personality and physical form up to thirteen times.
Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor"
Doesn't even really matter who.
Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
Travels through time, but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!
Now, calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug, really, ah, never mind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme!
I'm going to die... (Doctor...)
At least, this version of me... (Doctor?)
Perhaps you'd like another... (Doctor!)
Prepare... to meet... your...
[Regenerates into 4th Doctor]
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should've never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my piccadilly, but I'm a lot lot different
'Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!
Verse 1 (re-Looped):
Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor"...
- He is the fifth rapper to change his form, the second (or fourth depending on how you look at it) to be played by two different actors. The first was Chuck Norris when he went from "Walker Texas Ranger" to a martial arts expert. The second was Gandalf when he was knocked back to Gandalf the Grey, though he was played by EpicLLOYD in both forms. The third time was when Michael Jackson went from being his child self to being his adult self. The fourth was Elvis Presley when he got much fatter.
- If we were using the actual timeline for Doctor Who, he should have regenerated into the 11th Doctor, not the 4th Doctor.
- He is the only character to die and not be replaced by another person, instead another version of himself.
- He is the second person to die in a battle and have the first verse. The other being Steve Jobs.
- He, along with Steve Jobs and Vince Offer, are the only people to respond to the announcer. Ironically, all are played by Nice Peter, who is also the narrator, and are associated in a death of a rapper.
- To clarify the death association concidence, Doctor Who and Steve Jobs both died in their battle, and Vince Offer filled in for someone else who died.