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Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 502:36

Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 5

Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 5

Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 5

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Video Information
Release Date May 11, 2012
Number 5
Views 2,100,000+ (as of November 10)
Length 2:36
Timeline
Previous Jennifer
Next James
Message
Capture 03
Other Information
Against Justin
Suggested By hexwitch

Dis Raps for Hire - Episode 5 is the fifth installment of Dis Raps For Hire and the fifth episode of Season 1. In this episode, EpicLLOYD helps hexwitch with a kid named Justin who is making fun of her size. It was released on May 11th, 2012.

Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, grab all your children; best to be quick to be getting them tucked in!

Immediate medical service is needed when Epic's erupting!

These threats that the Hex has been getting for nothing are friggin' disgusting!

No further discussion is needed; this idiot Justin has triggered destruction!

This Just in, you big dumb shit!

You deserve to get both your little nuts punched in!

Girl, you can spell obscenities with an asterisks if you want,

But for me, Jus, he really puts the "u" back in cunt!

How you do it, man? Shit, that skill is just great!

You're the world's biggest loser and never had to drop no weight!

You wanna cut someone open? Then come and see what makes me!

You can watch my gravy flow 'cause my flows are gravy!

Smooth and tasty; beefy and shapely,

And they're used to teach dicks how to speak to ladies!

I'd rather chill with a little bit of a bigger girl who's cool

Than with small minded fools who take up less room!

I'm living large, bitch! I'll eat you! Stomp and beat you,

And leave your guts all smeared up on my street shoes!

Make a path of blood and bones; smile walking home

Leaving a trail of your body literally over a mile long!

He needs to destroy your self esteem, be mean and make you cry

Because this big tough guy knows he's empty inside!

No balls, no brains, no heart, no pride,

And not bright enough to figure out why!

So all my BBW's, throw your hands up with me,

And say, "Fuck these chumps, we love our lb's!"

Someone help me out here, please,

And say, "Fuck these chumps, we love our lb's!"

I'm getting reckless for Hexwitch,

For every single threat, bitch!

You'll regret you ever got so bold!

Revenge is a dis raps best served cold!

That's what you've earned!

You're only so hot now, because you just got burned!

You turd!

Trivia

  • At the start of each Dis Rap, after reading the requester's comment, Lloyd yells angrily. In this episode, he says "Scrawny little brats!"

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