|Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 2|
|Release Date||December 3, 2011|
|Views||1,800,000+ (as of August 17)|
Dis Raps For Hire - Episode 2 is the second installment of Dis Raps For Hire and the second episode of Season 1. In this episode, EpicLLOYD helps klojuey671, whose school has a rivalry with a rich and snobby school. It was released on December 3rd, 2011.
Attention, students of Southwest High School.
This morning's announcement will be interrupted by the following bitch-slapping:
Believe the hype! I'll wreck ya life!
It's not a typo; fear EpicLLOYD is right!
Say goodnight! Your plight's right before your eyes!
I bring the gruesome demise of Southwest High!
Man, Dis Raps For Hire 'bout to hurt your school pride!
I recommend you stay inside!
'Cause you'll get battered and slain, shattered and maimed,
You ever cop an attitude again at Soccer Saturday games!
Leave? Could you believe the balls on this prick?
You can direct your mouth to athletically suck my dick!
Man, you rich art snobs can learn it straight from me!
If you're all douchebags, you can't claim diversity!
I'm gonna hurt me some preppy pukes who get churpy!
That's right, filth! Because South keeps it DIRTY!
You heard me? If you get wordy,
We'll stomp you like you tried to break through airport security!
So k-lo, keep your head up. That school's just mad
'Cause Southwest is just South with some added crap!
I'll take the piss outta you punks in the first bottle I find,
Then toss it back at you, but it won't be water in mine!
You'll learn in a hurry which school is better, but don't worry!
Me and my friends won't offend you all: just the majority,
And as our greatest enemy exits this world,
We'll cheer suck it! Sincerely, all of us girls! (Rah!)
- Lloyd was seen with a dachshund at the beginning of the video. The same dog was used to portray Lump in Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso.
- This video referenced Mario Bros vs Wright Bros. As Lloyd was rapping, his Mario hat was hanging on a hat rack in the background. The ERB came out three months after the Dis Rap.
- This is the first time Lloyd dissed more than just one person, let alone a whole school.
- At the start of each Dis Rap, after reading the requester's comment, Lloyd yells angrily. In this episode, he says "Punks!"