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Season 3
Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3
3 ye
Battle Information
Release Date October 7, 2013
Number 34
Views 18,000,000+ (as of Apr 13)
Length 2:38
Timeline
Previous Rasputin vs Stalin
Next Blackbeard vs Al Capone
Other Information
Actors Nice Peter
EpicLLOYD
Ray William Johnson (Voice Only)
Atul Singh (Video Only)
KassemG
Morgan Christensen
Rappers Vader plzHitler plzBoba Fett plz
Cameos Lando Calrissian
Stephen Hawking
Abe Lincoln
Leonidas
4th Doctor
Macho Man
Location(s) Tatooine
This is your last chance... battle me... or die!
— Adolf Hitler

Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3is the thirty-fourth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and is the first installment of Season 3. It features German dictator Adolf Hitler battling against Sith Lord Darth Vader for the third time.

Cast

Nice Peter as Darth Vader, Abe Lincoln, and Stephen Hawking

EpicLLOYD as Adolf Hitler and Macho Man (reused footage cameo)

Ray William Johnson as Boba Fett (voice only)

Atul Singh and Brian Neonhuffer as Boba Fett (body)

KassemG as Lando Calrissian (cameo)

Morgan Christensen as Stormtroopers (cameo)

Jesse Wellens as Leonidas (reused footage cameo)

George Watsky as Doctor Who (reused footage cameo)

Lyrics

Adolf Hitler:

Vader... This is your last chance... battle me... or die...

Screw you, you big black cunt!

I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!

The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!

I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!

I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse

You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!

You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving

Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

Darth Vader:

Let me paint you a picture, son

Portrait of a bitch after World War I

You were stirring up a fears of the German people

Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil

You wrote a little book, got'em fired up

Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up

When your bunker started getting fired up

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!

You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?

When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!

While you're fighting off Valkyrie

I got a million clones, they die for me

My bounty hunters ride for me

Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

Boba Fett:

They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?

I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea

I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!

Cause when I rock a microphone- *Wilhelm scream*

Adolf Hitler:

Oh, sieg hell no!

You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!

I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!

And throw you in a butthole in the sand!

I am Adolf!... "Lightsaber slice*  Hitler...

Scrapped Lyrics

Adolf Hitler:

You're a far cry from defeating me with that desert butthole in carbonite,

So pucker up that triangle mouth and kiss my Dark Side!

I have friends from Hugo Boss all the way to IKEA,

You smell like Count Dookie there, Darth Diarrhea!

Poll

Who Won?
 
403
 
86
 

The poll was created at 11:50 on February 21, 2014, and so far 489 people voted.

Trivia 

  • This is the third battle where a rapper dies, arguably the fourth, if you count the Doctor's regeneration.
    • This is also the first battle where a rapper was murdered, arguably second, if you count the Dalek exterminating the Doctor.
    • This is also the first battle where two rappers died
  • This is also the first handicap match since the 10th episode (unless Episode 27 is counted).
  • This is the second battle to be age-restricted on YouTube, the first being Adam vs Eve.
  • This is the second battle to have a Green Screen Cut Video, the first being Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers.

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