| Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3
| Battle Information
||October 7, 2013
||17,000,000+ (as of Mar 6)
||Rasputin vs Stalin
||Blackbeard vs Al Capone
| Other Information
Ray William Johnson
Epic Rap Battles of History 34 is the thirty-fourth installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and is the first installment of Season 3. It will feature German dictator Adolf Hitler battling against Sith Lord Darth Vader for the third time.
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Nice Peter as Darth Vader, Abe Lincoln, and Stephen Hawking
EpicLLOYD as Adolf Hitler and Macho Man (reused footage cameo)
Ray William Johnson as Boba Fett (voice only)
Atul Singh and Brian Neonhuffer as Boba Fett (body)
Kassem G as Lando Calrissian (cameo)
Morgan Christensen as Stormtroopers (cameo)
Jesse Welle as Leonidas (reused footage cameo)
George Watsky as Doctor Who (reused footage cameo)
Vader... This is your last chance... Battle me... or die...
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
This Führer crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a bitch after World War I
You were stirring up a fears of the German people
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock a microphone- *Wilhelm scream*
Ah, sieg hell no!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you all in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...
EEEEEEPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!
You're far cry from defeating me with that desert butthole in carbonite
so pucker up that triangle mouth and kiss my Dark Side
I have friends from Hugo Boss all the way to IKEA
you smell like Count Dookie there Darth Diarrhea
- This is the third battle where a rapper dies, debatably the fourth, if you count the Doctor's regeneration.
- This is also the first battle where a rapper was murdered, debatably second, if you count the Dalek exterminating the Doctor.
- This is also the first battle where two rappers died
- This is also the first handicap match since the 10th episode (unless Episode 27 is counted).
- This is the second battle to be age-restricted on YouTube, the first being Adam vs Eve.
- This is the second battle to have a Green Screen Cut Video, the first being Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers.