Nice Peter as Darth Vader
|Full name||Anakin Skywalker|
|First appearance||May 25, 1977|
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
|Died||4 ABY (aged 45)|
Death Star II
|Hair||None (formerly blond to brown)|
|Eyes||Yellow (formerly blue)|
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Darth Vader vs Hitler|
Hitler vs Vader 2
Hitler vs Vader 3
|Release date||November 10, 2010 (Darth Vader vs Hitler)|
December 8, 2011 (Hitler vs Vader 2)
October 7, 2013 (Hitler vs Vader 3)
|Votes on website||69% (Darth Vader vs Hitler)|
40% (Hitler vs Vader 2)
81% (Hitler vs Vader 3)
|Location(s)||A triangle-formed space construction (All three battles)|
A World War II battlefield (All three battles)
Jabba's Palace (Hitler vs Vader 2)
Tatooine (Hitler vs Vader 3)
A light stage (Hitler vs Vader 3)
|Dis Raps for Hire|
|Appeared In||This Guy|
Darth Vader battled Adolf Hitler in Darth Vader vs Hitler, Hitler vs Vader 2, and Hitler vs Vader 3, with help from his bounty hunter, Boba Fett, in the final battle. He also made a cameo appearance in Dis Raps For Hire episode "This Guy". He was portrayed by Nice Peter on all occasions.
Information on the rapper
Darth Vader, born as Anakin Skywalker, is one of the central characters of the Star Wars franchise, appearing as one of the main antagonists of the original trilogy, as well as the main protagonist and eventual antagonist of the prequel trilogy.
The character was created by George Lucas and numerous actors have portrayed him, including David Prowse (Vader's body actor for the original trilogy), James Earl Jones (Vader's voice actor), and Sebastian Shaw, Jake Lloyd, and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker at various stages in his life. The films establish that Vader was originally a Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker, who was the apprentice of Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Later, he fell to the dark side of the Force, becoming Darth Vader towards the end of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith; he is also revealed to be the father of both Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia, the two main protagonists of the original trilogy.
After turning to the Dark Side, Vader is a ruthless henchman of Emperor Palpatine; however, he secretly intends to overthrow Palpatine to establish himself as ruler of the Empire. Vader is ultimately revealed to have personal honor in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, when he kills the Emperor and sacrifices himself to save his son, Luke. He is last seen as a force ghost along with Obi-Wan and Yoda.
The trilogy beginning with Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens reaffirms his status as the father of Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa-Solo, thus the maternal grandfather of First Order subordinate Kylo Ren, who seeks to begin a new reign of terror in Vader's legacy.
(Deep breath…deep breath) As a child, I was a terrible actor. I grew up on Tatooine as Anakin Skywalker, a slave child who built stupid, protocol droids that I later forgot existed. In my twenties I went through a rough period where my body got pretty messed up. My face was burned and I became part robot. (Deep breath…deep breath) The good news was I got this awesome new body with a cape, helmet and sweet ass deep voice the ladies go crazy for. (Deep breath) I was so popular Rick Moranis played me in the movie "Spaceballs." Anyway, I became the leader of the dark side, which is cool because women love a bad boy. I moved to the Death Star and wreaked havoc while trying to get my son to join me. Of course, he didn't know he was my son so I had to cut off his hand and freeze his friend in carbonite. Then he cut off my hand (yes, the irony) and it turned into a big mess. Eventually I searched my feelings and redeemed myself by saving my son from some magic lightning. (Deep breath…deep breath) Then I was killed by that same lightning. But I lived on in ghost form to look down from the clouds and approve of my son who saved a planet of giant, dancing rodents. I'm also the voice of Mufasa in "The Lion King," which is pretty damn cool. (Deep breath)
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force! Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick!
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with!
Everything that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it!
I'm the original Dark Lord! You're like the sorcerer's apprentice!
My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.
*heavy breathing* Suck my robot balls!
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off!
A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass!
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh.
[Note: Darth Vader is in dark gray, while the Stormtrooper is in regular text.]
Someone who loathes you, bitch; now stand up and rhyme!
I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time!
Roar like Chewbacca: the voice of Mufasa!
I'm on the leader of your limp-dicked Luftwaffe!
I strike back hard against a Nazi!
Brain-toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am!
I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp!
I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt!
So suck on deez… Uh…deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!
I'm gonna enjoy watching you die,
So let me do it with my own eyes!
Let me paint you a picture, son:
Portrait of a bitch after World War I!
You were stirring up the fears of the German people,
Telling the world that the Jews are evil!
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up,
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up,
And when your bunker started getting fired up,
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie,
I got a million clones; they die for me!
My bounty hunters ride for me!
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
Darth Vader vs Hitler:
I reserved a carbonite for you, Assdolf Shitler
You son of a Rodian
- Vader is the first fictional character to be portrayed by Nice Peter.
- In Hitler vs Vader 2, the beat for the battle was shown to come from Vader's life support box, making him the first rapper to create/provide a beat for their battle.
- He and Adolf Hitler are the only two rappers to have three official title cards.
- He is the first title rapper of Season 3 to have only one verse, with Donald Trump being the second, and Bill Nye being the third.
- He is one of five rappers to have appeared in every season so far, if his appearance in Jim Henson vs Stan Lee as a painting by one of Walt Disney's animators is included.
- He was mentioned by Deadpool in Deadpool vs Boba Fett during the line, "Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba!"