Angela Trimbur as Cleopatra
August 12, 39 BCE
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Cleopatra VII Philopator (69 BC - August 12, 30 BC), better known as Cleopatra, was the final pharaoh of Egypt. She was a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty, a family of Greek origin that ruled Egypt. She was the wife of Ptolemy XIII, Ptolemy XIV and Mark Antony. She represented herself as a reincarnation of the Egyptian god, Isis.
Bow before me! I am Cleopatra VII Philopator! Queen of the Nile! The last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt! No mortal can resist my charms! A member of the Ptolemaic dynasty! (That mostly means that my parents were also siblings.) I originally ruled Egypt jointly first with my father, then with each of my little brothers, Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV. As part of that whole deal, I had to marry my brothers and that was... well, you know what they say: "You can't have a dynasty without getting a little nasty." When Julius Caesar visited Egypt, I had myself smuggled into his bedroom in a big rug and, when the moment was right, jumped out to surprise him. Nine months later, our son Caesarian was born and Caesar was helping me take control of Egypt for myself. I was 21 and he was 52! When my beloved Caesar was assassinated, I teamed up with Mark Antony to fight the assassins and oppose Caesar's legal heir. Well, one thing led to another and we had some more kids. After we lost a few key battles, and with the enemy closing in, I committed suicide by cobra bite and died as the last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt.
You better hold more than your skirt Miss please.
I'm the Queen of the Nile so just bow down to me.
Plus, you've got so much experience down on your knees.
Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read.
You sleep with any ugly dude who say he likes it hot,
Even Joe Dimaggio took a swing in your batter's box.
I'm a descendant of the gods, don't anger me trick.
You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates.
You've still got no children after your third marriage.
You've lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage.
You've got an hourglass figure but that's about it.
A candle in the wind that can't act for shit!