Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood is the twenty-fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the tenth episode of Season 2. It features Chinese actor martial arts expert, Bruce Lee, rapping against famous old western actor, Clint Eastwood. It was released on November 12th, 2012.
EpicLLOYD as Clint Eastwood
Mike Diva as Bruce Lee
Xin Wuku as Bruce Lee's Stunt Double and Urban Ninja (cameo)
Nice Peter as Mustached Cowboy (cameo)
I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw!
Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws.
How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya. Imma just say, "Waaataaaw!"
Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise.
I'm the king of nunchucks. I fucked up Chuck Norris!
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.
Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger,
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter.
You're in the gym too much, Ringo, perfecting kicks.
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.
So go ahead, make my iPod.
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce.
Fuck you, dude. I even squint better than you!
I beat the good and the bad. You must be the ugly.
I would mess up your face, but your momma did it for me!
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies.
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy!
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking.
You can't be too tough. You got killed by an aspirin.
And your one inch punch, same size as your pecker.
Leave the rapping to me. Stick to Chinese checkers.
I'd beat you in Round Two, but that'd be unbelievable.
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.
- This is the third battle where the two participants don't dance during the "Who won, Who's next?" part, the first being John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly, second being Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD.
- This is the first battle where a cameo crosses the "line" in the middle of the battle, which separates both rappers from each other.
- This is the first battle where both title characters are actors.
- This is the first battle that EpicLLOYD raps in without Nice Peter, who appears only as a cameo (non-speaking part).
- When Clint shoots the buffalo (during the pu pu platter line) part of his gun is missing.
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