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Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. Epic Rap Battles of History

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays
Battle Information
Release Date June 23, 2011
Number 10
Views 34,000,000+ (As of July 23)
Length 2:31
Timeline
Previous Napoleon vs Napoleon
Next Gandalf vs Dumbledore
Other Information
Actors Colin J. Sweeney
Nice Peter
EpicLLOYD
Pat McIntyre
Rappers EL as FranklinMaysbillPete as Vince
Cameos George Washington
Location(s) OxiClean Commercial
Cemetery

Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin is the tenth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and tenth episode of Season 1. It features TV pitchman, Billy Mays, rapping against American politician and inventor, Ben Franklin. After Billy Mays dies mid-battle, Vince Offer took over the battle for Mays. It was released on June 23rd, 2011.

Cast

EpicLLOYD as Ben Franklin

Colin J. Sweeney as Billy Mays

Nice Peter as Vince Offer

Pat McIntyre as George Washington (cameo)

Lyrics

Ben Franklin:

I’m big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty.

Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly!

You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack. You're out of practice.

My victory's more certain than death or taxes!

Fact is, you're a hack, wack QVC joke.

You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows!

I’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in.

Call me Arthur Miller son, 'cause it's death of a salesman!

Billy Mays:

Hi, Billy Mays here with this special TV offer!

Watch me crush this bald, fat, foppish founding father!

I'll take my Awesome Auger and sow your Quaker oats.

I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats!

I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales.

You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!

Benny's got kite 'n key, but you're in for a shock,

When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Ben Franklin:

Stop! I protest these intolerable raps.

It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!

'Cause I'm mint, I'm money! I'm an educated gentleman.

So join or die Bill, 'cause it's all about the Benjamin!

Billy Mays:

But wait, there's more...!

[Billy Mays suffers from a heart attack and dies.]

Announcer:

Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle?

Anyone?

Anyone...

Vince Offer:

I can.

You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!

You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious!

Your boy George chopped down trees. You couldn't break a piece of balsa!

Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa!

Your style's so broke, they call you "Poor Richard".

It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper!

Vince against a founding father is just too bad,

'Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad!

Trivia

General

Continuity

  • This is the first, and only, battle to feature someone who as a cameo (George Washington) to later return to rap in a full-fledged battle (George Washington vs William Wallace).
  • ERB logo replacement: The OxiClean logo, as well as the logo on both Billy and Vince's shirts, are all replaced by the ERB logo.

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