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|name = <big>Bill and Ted</big>
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|name = <big>Bill & Ted</big>
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|image = [[File:Bill & Ted Title Card.png|300px]]
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|caption = <big>[[EpicLLOYD]] and [[Nice Peter]] as Bill & Ted</big>
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|fullname = [[Bill S. Preston]]<br>[[Ted Logan]]
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|fullname = [[Bill S. Preston|William S. Preston, Esquire]]<br>[[Ted "Theodore" Logan|Theodore Logan]]
 
|nicknames = Wyld Stallyns
  
|nicknames = Wyld Stallyns
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|firstappearance = February 17, 1989<br>''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure''
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|image2 = [[File:Bill_and_ted_based_on_for_ERB.jpg|300px]]
  
 
|hair = Blond (Bill)<br>Black (Ted)
  
|hair = Blond (Bill)<br>Black (Ted)
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|eyes = Brown (Both)
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|eyes = Blue (Bill)<br>Brown (Ted)
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|image2 = [[File:Bill & Ted Based On.png|300px]]
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|ERBnumber = TBA
  
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|ERBnumber = [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]
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|vs = TBA
  
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|vs = [[Lewis & Clark]]
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|releasedate = TBA
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|releasedate = May 25, 2015
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|votecount = TBA
  
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|votecount = 44% (Old poll from [[Epic Rap Battles of History Website|ERB Website]])
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|location = TBA}}
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|location = The [[Circle K]]}}
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{{Quote|We claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!|Bill & Ted}}
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'''Bill & Ted''' battled [[Lewis & Clark]] in [[Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted]]. They are a duo consisting of [[Bill S. Preston]] and [[Ted "Theodore" Logan]]; they were portrayed by [[EpicLLOYD]] and [[Nice Peter]], respectively.
   
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'''[[Bill S. Preston]] and [[Ted Logan]] '''are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, ''Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'', as well as its 1991 sequel, ''Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey'', and other spin-off media. They were accidentally confirmed for an episode of ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History (YouTube Series)|Epic Rap Battles of History]]'' by [[Dante Cimadamore]] on a ''Periscope'' podcast with [[EpicLLOYD]] when a fan asked "Any sax for ERB?" with Dante then replying with "Maybe for Bill and Ted".
  
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It is highly speculated that they will face off against well-known American explorers, Lewis and Clark.
  
 
==Information on the rappers==
  
==Information on the rappers==
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Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', its two sequels (1991's ''Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'' and 2020's ''Bill & Ted Face the Music''), and other spin-off media. Bill and Ted are played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively.
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Bill & Ted are students at San Dimas High School. They are friends that form a rock band called Wyld Stallyns and are known for saying "Excellent", followed by an air guitar performance (with a sound effect of real electric guitars). After school, Bill and Ted are told by their history teacher, Mr. Ryan, that if they don't pass their history finals, they both will fail the class. Later that night at the Circle K, they recieve a time travelling phone booth by a man from the future named Rufus, and later met their future selves. Along their travels they met [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], Billy The Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, [[Joan of Arc]], [[Genghis Khan]], [[Beethoven]], and [[Abraham Lincoln]]. They later fall in love with two princesses, Elizabeth and Joanna, however, an evil duke prevents this, and orders Bill and Ted to be executed. However, they're saved by Billy and Socrates at the last minute. As the pass their history finals, Rufus returns with the princesses, who become a part of Wyld Stallyns, and gives Bill and Ted new electric guitars. Rufus explains to Bill and Ted in the year 2688, because of their music, war and poverty would end, and the planets would align in harmony (allowing contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrials to common household pets), and "it's excellent for dancing".
  
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Bill and Ted are introduced as best friends living in San Dimas, California in the late 1980s. Both are students at San Dimas High School, and together they form an unsuccessful rock band known as "Wyld Stallyns" (pronounced "Wild Stallions"). They are generally portrayed as kind-hearted but simple-minded, and overly focused on rock music, with much of their speech comprised of phrases such as "Be excellent to each other!" and "Party on, dudes!," as well as various interjections followed by an air guitar performance (accompanied by sound effects from real electric guitars). In the first film, they receive a time-traveling phone booth from a man from the future named [[Rufus]], and as a result meet their future selves. They are told to go through time to gather information for their final History presentation, as failing the class would irreparably damage Rufus' future, where Wyld Stallyns' music has become the basis of society. Along their travels they also meet [[Napoleon Bonaparte]], [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]], [[Socrates]], [[Sigmund Freud]], [[Joan of Arc]], [[Genghis Khan]], [[Ludwig van Beethoven]], and [[Abe Lincoln]].
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==Lyrics==
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['''Note:''' ''Bill is in <span style="color:#4169E1">blue</span>, Ted is in <span style="color:#BA3434">dark red</span>, and Rufus is in regular text. Bill & Ted rapping at the same time is in italics.'']
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==='''Verse 1:'''===
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<span style="color:#BA3434">Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.</span>
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<span style="color:#BA3434">I've heard better insults drop from [[Socrates|<span style="color:#BA3434">Socrates</span>]]' anus!</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!</span>
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''We're quick when we spit like [[Mustached Cowboys|Billy the Kid]] with his guns,''
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''And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-[[Sacagawea]] puns!''
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''A teen mom carried you and your troops?''
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''They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!''
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<span style="color:#4169E1">And if those native dudes knew</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">what white dudes were gonna do,</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">They woulda stopped you in Dakota!</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">They should totally Sioux!</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">Why don't you go back to exploring</span> ''[[Napoleon Bonaparte|Napoleon]]'s old swamps?''
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''Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!''
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==='''Verse 2:'''===
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<span style="color:#4169E1">Man, they totally burned us.</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I feel like such a doofus.</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">What do we do?</span> <span style="color:#BA3434">I don't know.</span> Be excellent. ''Rufus!''
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<span style="color:#BA3434">He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse</span>
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<span style="color:#4169E1">From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!</span>
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<span style="color:#BA3434">You rode a river one direction;</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">we travel four dimensions,</span>
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<span style="color:#BA3434">Rescue bodacious babes,</span> ''and get back for detention!''
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<span style="color:#BA3434">I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,</span>
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<span style="color:#BA3434">But spoiler alert:</span> <span style="color:#4169E1">You totally kill yourself, dude!</span>
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<span style="color:#BA3434">So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,</span>
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''And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!''
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==Trivia==
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*Bill & Ted are the fifth/sixth team rappers to appear in [[Season 4]].
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*They are the sixth and seventh rappers associated with time-travel.
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*[[Nice Peter]] originally wanted [[Smosh]] to portray Bill & Ted; however, Smosh disliked the idea as they did not know much about the characters.
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**Bill's actor, Alex Winter, would later go on to direct Smosh's feature film, ''Smosh: The Movie''.
   
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Later in the sequel, ''Bogus Journey'', they get killed by evil android versions of themselves. They meet Death and along the way they go through Hell where they see their worst moments, started by seeing Colonel Oats, and later turned to kids to see their worst nightmare as kids, such as Granny Esquire's birthday kiss with gross lips, to the [[Easter Bunny]] getting revenge after Ted stole Deacon's, Ted's little brother, Easter Basket as a kid. They challenge the Reaper and after many wins against the Reaper through common board games, they go to heaven where they meet [[God]]. They come back to life and stop the evil androids with good androids of themselves created by aliens called Stations.
  
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Weedus-Dickus-1.png|[[Mary Doodles]]' sketch of Bill & Ted as plants classified as "Weedus Dickus"
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Latest revision as of 09:38, 17 April 2023

Bill & Ted
Bill & Ted Title Card
EpicLLOYD and Nice Peter as Bill & Ted
Character information
Full name William S. Preston, Esquire
Theodore Logan
Nickname(s) Wyld Stallyns
First appearance February 17, 1989
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Physical description
Hair Blond (Bill)
Black (Ted)
Eyes Blue (Bill)
Brown (Ted)
Based on
Bill & Ted Based On
Rap battle information
Appeared in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted
Vs Lewis & Clark
Release date May 25, 2015
Official vote(s) 44% (Old poll from ERB Website)
Location(s) The Circle K


“
We claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!
— Bill & Ted
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Bill & Ted battled Lewis & Clark in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. They are a duo consisting of Bill S. Preston and Ted "Theodore" Logan; they were portrayed by EpicLLOYD and Nice Peter, respectively.

Information on the rappers

Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan are the two protagonists of the 1989 comedy film, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, its two sequels (1991's Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and 2020's Bill & Ted Face the Music), and other spin-off media. Bill and Ted are played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, respectively.

Bill and Ted are introduced as best friends living in San Dimas, California in the late 1980s. Both are students at San Dimas High School, and together they form an unsuccessful rock band known as "Wyld Stallyns" (pronounced "Wild Stallions"). They are generally portrayed as kind-hearted but simple-minded, and overly focused on rock music, with much of their speech comprised of phrases such as "Be excellent to each other!" and "Party on, dudes!," as well as various interjections followed by an air guitar performance (accompanied by sound effects from real electric guitars). In the first film, they receive a time-traveling phone booth from a man from the future named Rufus, and as a result meet their future selves. They are told to go through time to gather information for their final History presentation, as failing the class would irreparably damage Rufus' future, where Wyld Stallyns' music has become the basis of society. Along their travels they also meet Napoleon Bonaparte, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Joan of Arc, Genghis Khan, Ludwig van Beethoven, and Abe Lincoln.

Lyrics

[Note: Bill is in blue, Ted is in dark red, and Rufus is in regular text. Bill & Ted rapping at the same time is in italics.]

Verse 1:

Bill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous.

I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus!

That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,

And show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas!

We're quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns,

And you'll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea puns!

A teen mom carried you and your troops?

They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!

And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do,

They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux!

Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps?

Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped!

Verse 2:

Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus.

What do we do? I don't know. Be excellent. Rufus!

He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuse

From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!

You rode a river one direction; we travel four dimensions,

Rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention!

I've seen your future, Mr. Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,

But spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude!

So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,

And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns!

Trivia

  • Bill & Ted are the fifth/sixth team rappers to appear in Season 4.
  • They are the sixth and seventh rappers associated with time-travel.
  • Nice Peter originally wanted Smosh to portray Bill & Ted; however, Smosh disliked the idea as they did not know much about the characters.
    • Bill's actor, Alex Winter, would later go on to direct Smosh's feature film, Smosh: The Movie.

Gallery

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