| Betty White | |
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| N/A | |
| Character information | |
| Birth name | Betty Marion White |
| Born | January 17, 1922 (age 95) Oak Park, Illinois |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Blonde |
| Eyes | Blue |
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| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Betty White vs Bettie Page (scrapped) |
| Vs | Bettie Page (scrapped) |
| Release date | Scrapped |
| Official vote(s) | N/A |
| “ | I've been acting since 39; bitch, I'm consistent!
— Betty White
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Betty White was set to battle Bettie Page in Betty White vs Bettie Page. However, the battle was scrapped. It is unknown by whom she would have been portrayed.
Information on the rapper
Betty White Ludden was born under the name Betty Marion White on January 17th, 1922, in Oak Park, Illinois. She is an American actress, comedian, and television personality. White is regarded as a pioneer of television, having been one of the first women to work both in front of and behind the camera. She is also the first woman to produce a sitcom, which contributed to her receiving the honorary title of the Mayor of Hollywood in 1955. She is most known for her role as Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls, alongside Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Ho, why don't you go make yourself handy?
Dive down and munch on my wrinkled poonannie!
You're racist, but you'll feel some White power
When I lift my muumuu and give you a Golden Girl shower!
You showed T 'n' A, but who's still relevant? Me!
'Cause unlike you, my T and A spells L-E-N-T!
Bettie with the I-E, don't try me!
I'm old and grumpy; it's been a while since I've had a man inside me!
Verse 2:
Ladies and gentlemen, the secret password is "slut"!
Lovely bangs, Bettie, you country hoodrat!
You wear those to remind you banging's all that you're good at?
Verse 3:
You went from bondage model to born-again Christian!
I've been acting since 39; bitch, I'm consistent!
Verse 4:
This is just like one of your old fashion shoots, skank!
Stick a ball-gag in your mouth 'cause you just got spanked!
Trivia
- White was previously mentioned by Justin Bieber in Justin Bieber vs Beethoven.
- Had she been used, she would have been the oldest living non-fictional rapper at age 95, beating Stan Lee.
- During the 2015 ERB Tour, Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD freestyled Betty White vs Jar Jar Binks, in which Peter rapped as Betty White.