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Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
Battle Information
Release Date March 30, 2011
Number 7
Views 83,000,000+ (As of July 13)
Length 2:36
Timeline
Previous Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
Next Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
Other Information
Actors Nice Peter
Zach Sherwin
EpicLLOYD
Rappers Albert EinsteinPete as Hawking
Cameos Carl Sagan

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking is the seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the seventh episode of Season 1. It features the German theoretical physicist, Albert Einstein, rapping against disabled British theoretical physicist, Stephen Hawking. It was released on March 30th, 2011.

Cast

Zach Sherwin as Albert Einstein

Nice Peter as Stephen Hawking

EpicLLOYD as Carl Sagan (cameo)

Lyrics

Albert Einstein:

When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.

So take a seat Steve - Oop! I see you brought your own.

What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin' tell!

You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell!

I’ll school you anywhere; MIT to Oxford.

All your fans will be like “Um, that was Hawk-ward!”

I’m as dope as two rappers, you better be scared!

'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!

Stephen Hawking:

You’ve got no idea what you’re messin' with here boy!

I got 12-inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all.

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll!

I’ll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time,

when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind.

I’m the best, I’m the Snoop Dogg of science!

I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants!

Albert Einstein:

I’m the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on - if you could stand!

I’ll give you A Brief History of Pain with the back of my hand.

You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious!

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!!!

Steven Hawking:

There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe,

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you’re making?

I’m about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan!

And while it’s true that my work is based on you,

I’m a super computer, you’re like a TI-82!

Carl Sagan:

Oooh!

Trivia

General

  • This is also the first battle which does not include swear words.

Production

  • This is the first battle that features a rapper whose voice is modified.

References

  • Stephen Hawking is playing Angry Birds on his computer screen while he is rapping.

Poll

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The poll was created at 03:27 on February 19, 2014, and so far 1131 people voted.

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