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Albert Einstein
ERB 7 Albert Einstein
Zach Sherwin as Albert Einstein
Character information
Birth name Albert Einstein
Nickname(s) Father of Modern Physics
Born March 14, 1879
Ulm, Kingdom of Württemberg, German Empire
Died April 18, 1955 (aged 76)
Princeton, New Jersey
Physical description
Hair Gray
Eyes Brown
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
Vs Stephen Hawking
Release date March 30, 2011
Votes on website 31%
Location(s) Chalkboard
'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!
— Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein battled Stephen Hawking in Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. He was portrayed by Zach Sherwin, formerly known as MC Mr. Napkins. 

Information on the rapper

Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879. He was a German born theoretical physicist, who is best known for developing the theory of General Relativity (which describes gravity as a geometric property of spacetime). He is often regarded as the Father of Modern Physics and received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1921. He and some fellow scientists warned America that the Germans were building an atomic bomb. This letter is believed to be the stimulus that got the United States involved in nuclear weapons.  He died April 18, 1955.


Hello, there. I'm a theoretical physicist from Germany. I created the the theory of general relativity that unifies the ideas of gravity. I also created the idea of "spacetime," which combines space and time and might actually prove time travel is possible. I know, I know, science can get a little boring, which is why I'm also crazy eccentric. Just look at my hair, it's wild because I never combed it. I also hated wearing socks, loved playing the violin and married my cousin! Probably, my best known equation is E=mc2. It means Energy equals Mass times the Speed of Light (300,000,000 meters per second) squared. Dumbed down, it means anything that’s a "thing" can be turned into energy. Unfortunately, that led to the discovery of the atom bomb, which totally sucked. I hate it when science is used by boring, awful people. Like I always said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Suck on that, nerds.


Verse 1:

When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.

So take a seat, Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own.

What's with your voice? I can't frickin' tell!

You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell!

I'll school you anywhere: MIT to Oxford!

All your fans will be like "Um, that was Hawk-ward!"

I'm as dope as two rappers; you better be scared,

'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!

Verse 2:

I'm the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on, if you could stand!

I'll give you A Brief History of Pain with the back of my hand!

You can't destroy matter or me, for serious!

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!


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