|I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents!|
Zach Sherwin as Albert Einstein
|Birth name||Albert Einstein|
|Nickname(s)||Father of Modern Physics|
|Born||March 14, 1879|
Ulm, Kingdom of Württemberg, German Empire
|Died||April 18, 1955 (aged 76)|
Princeton, New Jersey
|Rap battle information|
|Appeared in||Einstein vs Stephen Hawking|
|Release date||March 30, 2011|
|Votes on website||31%|
Information on the rapper
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879. He was a German born theoretical physicist, who is best known for developing the theory of General Relativity (which describes gravity as a geometric property of spacetime). He is often regarded as the Father of Modern Physics and received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1921. He and some fellow scientists warned America that the Germans were building an atomic bomb. This letter is believed to be the stimulus that got the United States involved in nuclear weapons. He died April 18, 1955.
Hello, there. I'm a theoretical physicist from Germany. I created the the theory of general relativity that unifies the ideas of gravity. I also created the idea of "spacetime," which combines space and time and might actually prove time travel is possible. I know, I know, science can get a little boring, which is why I'm also crazy eccentric. Just look at my hair, it's wild because I never combed it. I also hated wearing socks, loved playing the violin and married my cousin! Probably, my best known equation is E=mc2. It means Energy equals Mass times the Speed of Light (300,000,000 meters per second) squared. Dumbed down, it means anything that’s a "thing" can be turned into energy. Unfortunately, that led to the discovery of the atom bomb, which totally sucked. I hate it when science is used by boring, awful people. Like I always said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Suck on that, nerds.
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.
So take a seat, Steve. Oop! I see you brought your own.
What's with your voice? I can't frickin' tell!
You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell!
I'll school you anywhere: MIT to Oxford!
All your fans will be like "Um, that was Hawk-ward!"
I'm as dope as two rappers; you better be scared,
'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!
I'm the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on, if you could stand!
I'll give you A Brief History of Pain with the back of my hand!
You can't destroy matter or me, for serious!
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was!
- He is the only rapper to start one of his verses before their opponent could finish. In this case, he started rapping before Stephen Hawking could finish his first verse.
- He is the fifth rapper to be mentioned in a battle after he appears, being mentioned by The Doctor in Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, after John Lennon, Adolf Hitler, Bill O'Reilly, and Chuck Norris.